Ah, Morpheus. If only your kiss had left me drifting in the waters of the Lethe, I wouldn't be so disappointed in you.

Naughty Morpheus.

Guess I won't become a heroin addict anytime soon.

 
*singing*

Oh, I'm Belnick's wife and,
ah, I LOVE my LIFE
and ALL



THAT


JAZZ!!!!!

 
Surgery tomorrow, whee!

Yeah, I've been REALLY good at updating this fucker. Not. Ah well, had things to do and such. Gotten a HELL of a lot done.

Hm. Since I'm going to be ending an era tomorrow morning, I figured I'd write an ode or something to the parts that are going away.

"Downsizing the outsize"

They were something I was known for, at the very least by those who knew me intimately. And noted on in passing by many others.
Belnick didn't mind the fact that they were larger than most, in fact he actually seemed to enjoy it that way. But they were just too big, getting in the way and infringing on my good health, such as it has been. I realized it was time to let them go, after a fashion... to follow the lead of many companies nowadays and downsize them.

Since I was going to be under general anyway, I'm getting a couple other things taken care of at the same time. So it should be a real interesting couple of weeks while I heal. *shrug*

Hm. Not much of an ode. Ah well. Here's a tip of my hat to those two outsize orbs that have been intense and swollen since I was about twelve years old. It's been fun, it's been real, it's been real fun. I'll miss you.

Wish me luck, Y'all.

hopefully I'll give an update in the next few days.

L8r,
Taz