Yowza. You'd think I was a student, or just had my wisdom teeth out, or something...
I'm a baaaad monkey.

Top ten reasons I haven't updated this mofo lately:

10) ICQ.
9) Email.
8) RealLife®.
7) Imaginary friends.
6) Real friends.
5) I had to do some work for Portage County Historical Society.
4) I went camping and rock climbing with some dear friends.
3) I'm a freakin' student. Crikey.
2) I had my wisdom teeth pulled. Wheee!
1) Farscape (SAVE FARSCAPE!!!!!)

More soon, I hope.

*mwah!*
-Tazja

 
Whoa, what an unproductive Blog weekend.

Um, yeah.

That's what comes of attempting to become employed, I guess. *shrug*

Top Ten Reasons I Need A Job

10) The metalcasting supplies for my class are *not* cheap.
9) I have an expensive lifestyle involving lacy lingerie and Diet Pepsi, both of which are Beaucoup Bucks.
8) I'd like a handspring so I don't just keep forgetting to do things. Handsprings cost more than a dollar.
7) The Special Edition of WarCraft III *MUST* be mine.
6) It's kind of anticlimactic and dorky to buy someone an anniversary gift with *their own money*. I suppose I could sell plasma... if I didn't hate needles so much...
5) JBL Studio speakers cost more than fifty cents.
4) Our bed frame has been demolished in just five years. It was cheap to begin with. I want to build one. Paduc wood is hella-'spensive (Trading Spaces).
3) FrankenPuter(tm) has been talking to me. He told me he wants a little brother. The look on Frankie's face when I told him I couldn't afford one was *heartrending*.
2) Want DSL. Want it for Free. Not gonna happen. Need money for DSL.
1) It would be cool to be gainfully employed, really. I'd be all over it. Wish me luck.

l8r, kids!
Off to class!

-Tazja